We live in a society where pizza gets to house faster than the police.

Before You Can Live Your Life, you need to Get One

"A" is for "ANGLEWITCH"

Anglewitch (n)

Anglewitch is neither a bent out of shape, black caped crone with a pointy hat, nor is it bat out of hell on a bad hair day.

If truth be told, an anglewitch is an obsolete word meaning a worm that is used as a lure or bait to catch a fish.

Want Some Pepsi?

Pray tell, why is the fear of long words called "Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia"?

Teenagers Getting Drunk With Booze Soaked Tampons

Milagros Rios, a 35-year-old waitress and single mother of two in New York City, thought she’d seen it all. But when she walked into her bathroom about a year ago to find her 18-year-old daughter Nicole laying down on the floor and sleeping with a battle of vodka and a box of tampons in her hand, it was a sight she’d never envisioned.

Nicole had been experimenting for the third time that year with a new method to become intoxicated. She had soaked tampons in vodka and then introduced them into her anus and vagina as though she were having her period, in the usual manner.

She claimed her body absorbed the alcohol faster that way than if she had drank it. Soon enough, she lost control and couldn’t even make it back to her bedroom. She did it to avoid having the smell of alcohol on her breath.

“I didn’t want to ruin my minty breath,” she remembered sarcastically about her first time using the method. “I was worried about getting home smelling like beer and mom flipping on me, but I wanted to get a booze, so I did it.

This Sounds Good

I thnk this is in my library, so I’ll check it out in…ohhh, 8 freaking days. *sigh* I seriously need a book to read

I’ve been thinking that I should start writing in a diary again. I mean, I used to write in one all the time, but then i kept forgetting to write in it everyday. And sooner or later, i only wrote in it only, like, once a month.



Anyway, if i do decide to get one, and if my aunt lets me buy one (we’re going to barnes&nobles today), then i want it to look really cool and i want to remember to write in it. My life isn’t that interesting, so, it’s not going to be much of anything. But, I’m not looking to have an awesome and crazy life and turn it into a book

I have an imagination for that :D

Books I've been waiting for!

AHHH!!! I can’t wait to go to Barnes&Nobles and get this! I hope my aunt is generous enough to buy these two books AND a diary. EEk! I so excited! And i just cant hide it! LMAO I’m such a book nerd :D

I want this. Writing would be so much more fun :D

Aunt: Kathleen....I'm dissappointed in you
*thnkin: wat did i do this time?*
Me: Why?
Aunt: You forgot to put my computer up last night.
Me: But, Myra had it
Aunt: Yeah, but you're the one who took it first...
Me: But, Myra had it last
Aunt: Well, you should have reminded her to put it up
Me: ??
Aunt: I'm dissappointed in you....
Me: .........**WTF?*

Boyfriends? Relationships? Love?

Sometimes i think, "what the hell does it matter?" when you're so young, you'll probly break up anyway....

Examen de Espanol

okay, soooo….i thnk i totally failed this one part of the test. We had to replace the noun with the direct pronoun thing. (Like: lo, los, la, los, nos) I thought that i had gotten when he kept going ovr it, but apparently i didnt cuz i had NO idea wat to do for that part.

Everything else was okay….i guess. I kno i didnt get a perfect — which ive been trying to get, but failing EVERY time. I’ve gotten close (one or two points off) but thats…UGH. I want a PERFECT!

….first i need to study…maybe that would help a bit

20th Century

People back then were so stoopid! We are stoopid nowadays too, but they were more so than us…

How could you LOCK THE DOORS during work?? There was no way that people could get out when there was a fire, so a whole bunch of people died. I thnk they said it was an accident, but i think it was planned…i mean, how stupid could you get.

And they had the suckiest lifestyle. The jobs they got were dangerous and they made children work because that was an extra pair of hands; and extra wage coming. Poor little kids….

Plus, i was just reading this section on electricity back then, and it was only $1 A MONTH! Dont you jus wish things were like that now? (the money, not the conditions)

Oh, and about their dangerous jobs. Whenever someone got hurt — and it was the factory’s fault — they made it out to be the workers’ carelessness. They made a video and everything. Yeah, sure, a work isnt going to be careful when they’re working around big, bad, scary machines. WTF? of course they’re going to be! *SIGH*

stupid…stupid…stupid…stupid…stupid

My aunt and sister says I got a tan

They say it’s more so on my face. I don’t see it. I’d put a picture up, but I have nothing to take pictures with

Aww well…. (maybe i should ask my aunt to borrow her phone..hmm)

I called Trae "Adrian" when I meant to say his name...

OooOoops! And then he got mad…

Whatever.

I Just Saw a Roach

…and now Im paranoid as hell…can hardly stand the fact that my feet are on the ground. Roaches are so scaaaary. I hate them

Being Watched

I couldnt type anything on here because Ms. North was right behind me. And some other teacher. UGH…hate being near the teacher’s desk when I want to do somethin other than work

Movie Review

“Why Do Fools Fall In Love?” it was about this guy named Frankie Liman. He was a singer in a group called The Teenagers. They broke up, but then he went solo. He began using drugs and drinking because he couldnt get his high anymore from being on stage.

These 3 women in court were each telling their stories of how they new Frankie. [something doing with money from…somethin] Anyway, they were each married to Frankie, but neither one of them new about it. Well, until court. I liked it. It was interesting how all of their lives were with Frankie. To me, I think Elizabeth had it worse. He killed her dog [on accident, evn tho he had it danglin from the window], he was using drugs big time and was always asking for money, these guys who most likely gave him the drugs almost killed him, and they got evicted because Elizabeth used the money for rent to save him from getting killed. Oh, and she starting hookin to get them some more money too.

Zola’s house was destroyed and her money was all gone when she left her house to Frankie. She went on tour for five months, and never had contact with im in that time. Eh, the movie was interesting. Liked it.

He sure had a pretty messed up life tho…..

Angry Bus Driver

So, Im walking to the front of the school where the buses are, and Tiara [and maybe two others that ride my bus] are just standing there. I ask, “She isn’t here?” (meaning the bus driver) and Tiara says yeah, but she doesn’t wanna walk all the way over there. She convinces me to stay and wait for the bus driver to come around so we could get on.

Then, when everyone else comes, they basically ask the same question, so me and Tiara get them to wait too. The only people who walked to the bus were Nelmo, Mary (i thnk thats her name) and Blane. When the bus came around, the bus driver was all, “Next time yall do that, Im leaving you! I have another school to pick up and blahblahblah!”

I was trying my HARDEST not to laugh…as soon as i sat down, i sunk low and laughed quietly out of her watchful eyes. Ahhhh….it was hilarious.

"Forever Young"

by Jay-Z and Mr.Hudson

I LOVE that song. It’s become one of my favorites

Old Friend

I saw one of my old friends from Strehle, my elementary school. I cant believe he actually remembered me tho. When I was walkin to Mimi’s house, he called my name and I turned around. I remembered his face, but his name just escaped me. I was about to blurt out, “Jamal? Is that you?” But thankfully, he said his name first. It’s Mishiel [pronounced: Mee-shy-el]. I dont know if thats how you spell it, but whatever. Even thought I didn’t remember him much, it felt good to see him. Sometimes things from you past just make you happy :D

L.O.V.E

"The meeting of two personalities is like the contact of two chemical substances: If there is any reaction, both are transformed."
~Carl Jung~

"Real love stories never have endings."
~Richard Bach~

"Truth is the safest lie"
--Jewish Proverb

"Man plans and God laughs"
--JP

Quotes

“Whoever said nothing was impossible must have never tried to slam a rotating door”
—Sai Priyanka

“Life without music would b flat”
—Sebastion Ruiz

“When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has opened for us.”
—-Helen Keller

Obvious

*sits down with book in hand* *begins to read*
Friend: Whatcha doooin?
Me: *looks at them with evil expression* reading....
[NAH DUH!]
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Aunt: Girls! Come here!
*me and Myra walk into her room* [we are dressed for school]
Us: What?
Aunt: Ya'll dressed?
*we look down, then at each other, then back at her*
Us: Yeah.....
Aunt: What ya'll doin?
Us: ....Nothin....
Aunt: You ready to go?
Us: Yeah....
*we leave*
HOW OBVIOUS CAN THAT FREAKING GET???
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*Myra is eating pizza*
Friend: Why you eatin' that?
Myra: *mean-muggin* What kind of a f*cking question is that??
Friend: *shrugs shoulders*
Myra: Cause I'm hungry.........dumbass

at Mimi’s house because we needed to dye some eggs for her for Easter. Yeah, the eggs have been completed and now im in my uncle’s room, doing nothing but telling you about now.

Well, earlier in this evening, I was joking with my sister about not wiping off on food coloring off the spoon and dipping it into another. Of course i was just kidding, but NOOOO, she has to get a damn attitude and say, “well, why dnt u just shut up?” Obviously after that, i was pissed and had my pouty face on while she was dying her eggs. Then she wants to show me and egg she just made and be like, “HAHAH! its sooo cute!”

i swear to God, i was on the verge of smacking that damn smile right off her face.

Kinda Dirty

although ur not full on sex demon your not one to stay on the safe side of the fence either, you like it sexy but not to wild. you take it as it comes, you wont crave but you will enjoy and just go with whatever happens.

--Took a quiz and this is wat i got. LOL--That's nice XP

Should my name be Jaymee?

Tattoos

Bitch

Part of Speech: noun

Definiton: (1) The act of whining excessivley; complaining (2) Being mad at someone for no reason (3) Someone who thinks she’s all that and tries to put people down (4) malicious, unpleasant, selfish person; mainly a woman (5) or the one we hardly use <—a female dog (6) a man considered to be weak, a wimp, a bitch.

Examples: That test was a bitch. Stop bithin’ about [something]. Don’t be a bitch. She’s such a bitch. Or, more recently, my sister.

Video Log

My sister, Myra, wants to make a video log if our lives. Like, all the krazy stuff we do at home and everything else. But, the problem is, my camera isn’t working and my aunts computer doesn’t work. I wouldnt be able to use my computer even if my camera was working, though, because i dont have the wire that hooks it up to the comp. Just the memory card which goes right into my aunts computer….

—Sucks Doesn’t It. One Great Idea, but Can’t Do Anything With It

AHHH!

DUDE! im on my computer right now and some music from out of now where started playing. (it was freaky, death music). And now, i can hear this guy getting shocked by something. They are arguing about something….OHMYGOD! seriously, this is wierd and i swear im not lying….

UMMM…im SCARED!

Don’t get on my fucking computer when you were such a bitch to me ealier. not everything you do will be forgiven, so dont even think that. Im pissed at you and i hope you know that i am.

Next time, dont be a bitch >:[

Beautiful Creatures

I liked this book. Myfrend Domi said the ending sucked, and Kay said it could have been better. I didnt thnk it was that bad. If the authors are going to make a sequel to this book, then the ending would be portrayed better, or whatever, but right now, that last verse is just hanging there, ready for the rest of its story to be written.

Mos Def

Science

just took this Pre-Test. Man, you should see how much I got wrong. But, hey, you cant blame me. I learned about this stuff sooo long ago. Like hell i could remember.

--Especially when I wasn't paying attention the first time around.

Aubrey "Drake" Graham

Hurting

GOSH, my body hurts so bad! It hurts cuz, like I said, I was playing outside yesterday for a while and we played hard. I got jumped, doggy piled, and everything. Plus, I hardly go outside and get excersize (sp?), if you dont count P.E.

—Nvm. I dont even have P.E. this semester. Ha!

Today...

…started out suckish. When i woke up, of course, i was majorly tired so i stayed in my bed for a while before i got up and got dressed. I didn’t take a shower last night because I was sooo tired from what happened all afternoon.

—I played outside with my sister, uncle, and some little kids. It was really fun, but, when i stunk, was tired, and my foot kept getting cramped. (twice in a row). All i wanted to do when i got home was rest, and thats exactly what i did. I went in my sister’s room, got out a book and read. We talked a little too, but yeah. The whole point was to relax.

Anyway, I did take a shower this morning, but a few minutes after that, my aunt screams “Five minutes, girls!” I didn’t have shirt on (couldnt find one), my socks were no where to be seen, my school jacket was dirty, and my bags werent packed. OH! And my hair wasnt brushed for crap.

—So, i had to find a dirty shirt (which i sprayed with a bunch of perfume stuff i found in my aunt’s room), found some socks on the floor, and rushed to tie my shoes. Then, I threw stuff into my bags and brushed my hair out a little bit, but not into a style or anything. (<—My hair still looks like crap). And, now I’m wearing this navy blue jacket that i loath because my other one is dirty.

Plus, i didnt do any of my homework last or study for this quiz i have today in Spanish (and i thnk we had a good bit). So, yeah, I thnk im screwed, but there is one good thing about today. My math teacher isnt here! WOOT!

-sigh- bye

At Home

On the bus, I realized that my iPOD wasnt in my pocket where it always is so I looked aroud and stuff to see if it fell out, but didnt see it anywhere. I asked T if he had it but he said that he didnt. Then he was all, “I’ll give it to u if you give me a kiss.” Normally, that wouldve made me laugh and blahblahblah, cause I knew he was going to give it back anyway. But he kept saying it and, of course, I kept saying no. Then, he wants to say that he doesnt have it. He probably doesnt have it and was just messin wit me, but I wish he wouldve said that.

—Well, he got off the bus and didnt give it to me. Either, he doesnt have it or he didnt give it to me. Either way…i want my damn iPOD

Hmm…after the ride, and when I got home, me and my sister are waiting in the car for my aunt to open the door, but she decides to take the the longest time and go bring the trash can in. We sitting there, and then my sis turns around and says, “We’re both in a bad mood today.” We smiled and started talking about how ridiculous my aunt was being and then about our day…

—-Now, on to the part where I felt majorly played. So, we have the stoopidest verizon wireless internet where you can take„wherever. Well, i have it in my hand and im walking into the kitchen, right? Well, she passes me up and sees the internet in my hand, then says “oh, i was looking for this.” Then, just jacks it out my hand and goes back down the hallway. I just stood by the kitchen insterest, speechless. My sister started laughing when I said, “Ar you serious?” and I started laughing too.

—Sometimes my aunt is reeealllyy annoying.

Afternoon [Science]

Okay, i think that my science teacher doesnt like me and my friends. I mean, when we arent even talking that loud, she tells us to quiet down and it feels like shes alwayz staring at us. It is very disturbing.

—Do teachers ever do that to you?

Anyway, today wasnt bad, expect i was angry at the bus driver we had this morning. She came late, she didn’t know where to go, and she was new. I needed to do math homework, but I got to school late and didn’t get it done in the amount of time that I wanted to.

—You’re probably thinking, “but she was new…blahblahblah.” Well, i think that if youre going to be a replacement for a bus driver, you should at least know where to go. Just sayin….

Nothing but the usual happened in Math. We got yelled at and our egos were a little bruised, but it wasnt anything new. XD I had a nice lunch. All I did was walk around with my friends but it was nice and relaxing. And now I’m in boring as hell science, restlessly waiting for 2:40 to roll around.

Night

I just finished reading a really good book and now I have nothing to do. I should do math homework considering that Ms. Kelley checked it today and I dnt need any bad grades right now. Plus, im just trying to get out of the habit of not doing any work when I get home.

…Well, technically, im not doing anything. Im watching South Park until i get too tired to keep my eyelids open, and then fall into the deep void of darkness we call sleep. LOL this episode of SP is krazy. Right now, these Japs jus came and attacked them in a pool of dolphins for no reason. They killed the dolphins and then a little girl began to cry. Now they just killed whales, and more dolphins, and now a killer whale. -sigh- You jus gotta luv South Park…



Oh. This is the Book that I read. Its really Good. You should Read it whenever. **WARNING** it’s about a gay guy. jus sayin just incase you are that certain someone that is a homophobe. [You Know Who You Are]

Twilight saga

For all those people out there who read all of the books, i have something to say.

You know how Bella was undecided between Edward and Jake (Jacob). She kissed Jake and everything, with Edward knowing about this. And, you know that he said? “It doesn’t matter who you pick. As long as you’re happy.” Well, it was something along those lines.

—-I THINK THAT IS BULLSH!T! If I were Edward, i wouldve been at least a little bit mad at her. I wouldnt be able to stand the fact that my boyfriend was still undecided between me and another girl. Especialy a person that is on the enemy side of my people (you kno…Vamps vs. Werewolves).

Plus, in Breaking Dawn, i was looking forward to a battle between the Volturi and…them. But, noooo, it had to have a freaking fairy tale ending instead of some people dying are getting severly injured. Don’t get me wrong, the books were enjoyable, just…not realistic.

—And then Jake imprinted on Bella’s baby, so everything pretty muc worked out in the end. -sigh- when will things get real?

my stomach hurts SO much. it was hurting all day actually. Sometimes, it is easy to ignore because it doesnt hurt much, but other times, it is just too overwhelming (sp?). Right now, its in between the two. If i move too much, itll become to much to bear, but if i dnt move, ill be okay. And just okay. Not fine, not awesome, just okay.

College Boys “Foot Work” <—im listenin to this song right now on BET. i luv this song! \^.^/ (n, no, my belly feels no better) ‘she like my foot work~~’ ‘da-dadada’





I just now came from a nail place with my aunt. I went with her because I was bored, but i shouldnt have because my stomach was hurting rlly bad. I hate it when my stomach hurts and I’m somewhere else, other than home (<—add to my list). Oh, by the way, it was boring as hell…i was watching Judge Mathis (sp?) while waiting for her, but, that wasn’t that interesting. *sigh* imma go lay down. bye

Dont You Hate It...

—When people get mad at you for no apparent reason. It’s like, you don’t say anything mean to them at all, and then they just snap at you. Giving you an attitude you didn’t ask for.

—When you’re arguing with someone about what you did. They say that you heard, said, or did a certain thing when you know for sure that you didn’t.

—When you’re parents/guardians say that you are talking back to them when all you’re doing is trying to explain to them why they’re wrong in the first place. All they do is yell and yell, and they don’t give you a chance to understand.

—When you really want to be mad at someone, but just can’t bring yourself to mad at them for more than a milisecond. [Don’t know about you, but this one happens to me all the time].

—Last, but certainly not least, don’t you hate it when people curse to much. It’s, like, why are you cursing after every two words?? There is no reason for you to, so dont do it!

Today, nothing special happened. My aunt went somewhere and took the internet with her (we hav this stoopid wireless internet thng from verizon wireless that suks BALLS. I hav no idea why she got it cuz it suks. in more wayz than one). Soooo, i’ve been at home watchin The Cutting Edge marathon, waiting for her to get here so i could finally get on the computer….i hate it when she takes the internet. <—u can add that to my list