Obvious

*sits down with book in hand* *begins to read*
Friend: Whatcha doooin?
Me: *looks at them with evil expression* reading....
[NAH DUH!]
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Aunt: Girls! Come here!
*me and Myra walk into her room* [we are dressed for school]
Us: What?
Aunt: Ya'll dressed?
*we look down, then at each other, then back at her*
Us: Yeah.....
Aunt: What ya'll doin?
Us: ....Nothin....
Aunt: You ready to go?
Us: Yeah....
*we leave*
HOW OBVIOUS CAN THAT FREAKING GET???
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*Myra is eating pizza*
Friend: Why you eatin' that?
Myra: *mean-muggin* What kind of a f*cking question is that??
Friend: *shrugs shoulders*
Myra: Cause I'm hungry.........dumbass